A Dog's Definition of "It's Mine"

1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If I saw it first, it's mine.
3. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
4. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
5. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
6. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
7. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
8. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
9. If you're playing with something and set it down, it automatically becomes mine.
10. If it's broken, it's YOURS!